Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Maternity Uniforms Police

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I have a stomach ache moderate. A hungry beast. A pimple on a roof. Confused. Need a pair of red shoes. Just lit a cigarette between his lips that is consumed. Posted a lot of stuff on facebook bulimic style of the web. A garter for New Year. A life very healthy. A cat more and more obese. A strange desire to live. The usual color to Tim Burton . The rickety shoulders. The skinny legs. The muscles toned. The house that smells of boiled vegetables. A Brompton . Many friends. Good intentions. Few complaints. A mad love for salads of Naples. A fast pace. Hair questionable. A job. Usually the dream and the usual ambition. The nail enamel. Leisure. A trip to do. A appointment for the cinema. Some atavistic fear. No new fear. No good purpose for the new year. A feast for 31. A package to be withdrawn. Thoughts to myself. Thoughts for us. A personal record to be overcome in the race. Smiles from strangers. Increased self . A nice pack figures packaged shit already. Un'irruenza increasingly difficult to manage. Less outspoken. Less hair everywhere. And most importantly, a new aesthetic.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Congratulation On Sorority Initiation Event



1 At thirteen, what did you do?

agent Michael Jackson

2 In the best of all possible worlds the word should be abolished? Basically

and "half" to indicate the 50 cents, for example: a euro and a half ..

3 If your life were a movie what would be your director?

David Lynch

4 Hell force you to always read a book: which one?

Any of Bruno Vespa

5 You have the absolute power for a day: the first thing you do?

change the rules and I attach a perpetual

6 One thing I've never understood the people?

Why is so determined to stubbornly hang on the balcony a Santa Claus climbing the ladder


7 How do you imagine heaven?

As a place where the wine does not mal di testa il giorno dopo

8 La tua casa brucia: cosa salvi?

La borsa di Claudio Sanò, Pignolo e Pippa.

9 Il vero lusso è?

Vivere di rendita e scrivere libri

10 Ti rimangono 12 ore di vita: cosa fai?

La kamikaze a palazzo Grazioli

11 Un posto dove non sei mai stato e vorresti andare?

A Cuba

12 Una cosa che volevi e non do you have?

A Strega Prize

Italy 13 If I say what is the first thing that comes to mind?

Pizza, mafia, mandolin and Berlusconi?

14 The thing I care most about?

My ass (figuratively and otherwise)

15 My most successful?

What is yet to come

16 What do I fear?

misunderstanding and cellulite

17 Three things I love?

Writing, eating and drinking, heels 12 cm.

18 Three things I hate?

Bad taste, opportunism, eggs

Sunday, December 12, 2010

How Long To Wait To Wax After Tanning

way we were ...

Hello! We
MFTT early 2006 and had not yet seen the light, but something was being born ..
go skiing at that time meant to take the plants down to the slopes and quiet little more .. Then one day along with snowshoeing and the Anatas Gepi Fabione my first ski mountaineering and the Apennines to the''Rose''Leap of
all started from there ..
leave you with images of that day

ps: note the super fashion clothing pants combination with the 70's and 90's jacket! plus a few more hair!




Thursday, December 9, 2010

Allergic To Hydroquinone



There are now so rarely on here, that I very nearly forgot the password. Meanwhile, the window view minibalcone Ursuline nuns Carmelite bitches, kids were screaming like pigs get slaughtered and hung by their balls from the slaughterhouse hook. I wonder sometimes, but what they are feeding to sti here 6 years and who are as big as cows grazing, whose deep voice hoarse smoker's Roman township, who have 45 feet and I'll fuck intercepts only if their eyes and complain if you split the nose with a newspaper?.
When I was little, shit, I was little! And I had all the small little things: the little voice, her little hands, the facciuccia , the teeth, legs, butterfly and we understood each other. They meet them at the corner hidden behind a dumpster who want to sell crack and anesthetic for horses. He says: "Last month my daughter leaving asylum has suffered a sexual assault," "My god, a pedophile", "but no, it was his own age, to be honest was a tad bit younger ".
In short, to see them, the monsters of our times, would not you of riprodurti . All that effort, the belly, swollen legs, prolapse of the bladder, the huge expansion of tits, stretch marks, then, as suggested by biblical, give birth in pain and you are out of this alien you stick to skin for months until, just will not say two words on the cross, will send you to hell. Then you see them turn, the parents totally dominated and depressed, with huge SUV, equipped with baby walkers, tricycles and strollers and lavaculi and Cock and decks, then when you get out, get there to pull out all the 'paraphernalia twists and turns you, you've spent 40 minutes and then, what do you resolve? you just slip the 'alien in portaalien him, the record time of one nanosecond, he begins to scream. So, in general, the largest primate, the one responsible for defense of offspring, if the bears throughout the afternoon, so when you retire at night in the cave, he will go to rot arms legs and chest, for Not to mention the bone lumbosacral dislocation .
will I rode a bit ' ass in this period, but everywhere I go I see that horror. Yesterday I was at the mall of course, is not it properly il posto migliore per aprire con se stessi una sentita riflessione sul senso intrinseco dell'estetica dell'essere, se mai quello che ho appena scritto significasse qualcosa.
Però vabbè , necessità. Ero al centro commerciale e succede come per magia, come fossi in un sogno contorto di quelli che ti fanno sudare e che vorresti svegliarti ma non ci riesci, di quei sogni che un freudiano interpreterebbe come in genere interpretano ogni cosa, scopare scopare scopare, ma che ovviamente non è così. Insomma, sono al centro commerciale e vedo questa tipa, che la cosa meno coatta che ha addosso è lo stivale bianco a punta con le frange countrie , smoking. That is, smoking.
FUMA.
cigarette in his mouth, cigarette butts on the ground and smoke in the middle of the mall, all lights and windows, babies and families, teenagers with pimples, people dressed in orange or electric blue or green to promote the new drink milk or whale cream for the face of capocollo pig, aseptic place par excellence, where every two feet so big there is a sign that says no smoking, and this smoke.
At that point I was supposed to go to her house and repay the anger that made me feel. An avalanche of outrage, a Fracchia of outrage, a quantity of N-squared perennial outrage. Go to her and say something like: you have hibernated in 2005 and will thawed only six hours, you're blind and therefore do not see the signs, you can not read or what? But then she would split the nose with a newspaper and I'd ended up in hospital and then I got a faint and be like Dante, have left the scene by cmq my terrible figure.